Funny D&D song

Using Garage Band, and five tracks of myself singing, I’ve created a barbershop quartet. I rewrote the lyrics to Lida Rose….

http://homepage.mac.com/arahn/savingthrows.m4a

.. to be about Dungeons and Dragons game. If you try to make a serious song then lack of singing ability becomes a liability. But if you’re making a joke song, then lack of ability actually is an asset….

Becka says my diction isn’t very good, so here are the lyrics.

Saving Throws, I’m rolling those throws,
To cut the damage down by half,
If I fail, well you know how it goes,
I’ll die and you’ll have the last laugh

D and D
Rolling dice and drinking caffeine
D and D
When I blow my whistle,
cast Magic Missile!

Saving Throws, you’re rolling those throws,
Without a Ring of Protection
Saving Throws, how everyone knows,
The DC will need perfection

So here is the dungeon,
With undead to turn
Saving throws, oh won’t you be,
Mine, Saving throws, oh Saving throws,
Oh Saving Throws….

Counter:
Versus Spell
Versus Wand
Save versus poison
Or Breath Weapon

What’s the DC?
Oh it’s not easy
And I’ll bravely tell you
A natural twenty you must throw

High and low
Saving throw
How sweet that mem’ry
When you were whole
Forever
Oh yes, forever
Or cast restoration?
Oh no.